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ReplyPosted : (Tuesday 16th October 2007 ) By - Old man (Unregistered User) A husband left a letter on table for his wife

To my dear wife you will suarly understandthat i have certain needs that you being 64 can no longer satisfy I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife and am sure you wo`nt draw the wrong conclusions when I tell you I will be spending the evening with my 18 yr old secretary please do`nt be upset I shall be home before midnight

When he got home he found the following letter on the table

Dear husband I found your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 64 I whould like to remind you that you are also 64 as you know I am a maths teacher at the local college so in the same spirit of consideration I will tell you I will be at the hotel Fiesta with the assistant tennis coach at college he is also 18 and verile as a succesfull buisinesman with a good knoledge of maths you will understand we are in the same situation with one small differance

18 goes into 64 a lot more than 64 goes into 18 therfore I wo`nt be home till some time tomorow


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